office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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