sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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