he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
We had to coat check the pizza.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
sex in a hospital.. check
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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