: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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