A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
