ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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