What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
bring money and cleavage
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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