this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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