He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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