EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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