I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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