what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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