Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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