First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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