i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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