ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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