so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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