I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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