some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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