Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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