I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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