So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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