She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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