So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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