i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I have tasted many bathrooms
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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