I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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