glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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