I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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