My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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