you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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