Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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