so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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