talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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