Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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