My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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