a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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