in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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