garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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