i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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