My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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