question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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