like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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