I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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