i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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