Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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