yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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