marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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