That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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