We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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