Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I don't deserve a penis
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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