did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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