She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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