im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My butt remains clenched, sir.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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