It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Of course I have a pirate flag
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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