I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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