just come out here and I will go home with you...
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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