FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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