do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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